WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
my friend wouldn’t stop asking about how my video was going, so i sent him a screenshot
IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
gamers dont take hot showers
they take -y ones
Don’t tell them. Don’t you dare tell them.
Are there guilty animals
I wonder if birds sell cocaine
Some are quack dealers
I need a moment that was the most perfect pun I’ve ever seen I love you
Didn’t think i could get anymore excited about this film
I HATE THIS WEBSITE
I was looking through my elementary school yearbook and I found this gem
As if the bed nook wasn’t cool enough, that door leads to the closet, which holds a ladder to a reading space, with the “balcony” window above the bed to look out!
I would be up there hoarding food and reading gay porn all day long
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.