Harry hadn’t counted on this; he had meant them to understand that he was undertaking the most dangerous journey alone.
make me choose
↳ daceymormonts asked: diagon alley or hogsmeade
I’m not high mom, I’m just happy.
Happy I blazed that dank ass weed.
friend is mean?
friend makes you feel bad?
friend doesnt act like a friend?
i’m confused do I kill him or what
you’re not allowed to wear a cotton t-shirt unless you’re a true fan! do you go to the fields and look at it? do you appreciate the agricultural implications of a gigantic cotton industry? do you understand the harvesting process? name 5 cotton harvesting machines. didn’t think so
watching sex scenes on planes can be somewhat uncomfortable when you get an erection next to a sweet old lady
I’m not asking an old lady to chop my dick off what the frick
What do you MEAN I’m too competitive?! I’m not competitive! In fact, I’m the LEAST competitive. You wanna race? You wanna fuckin race to see who’s the least competitive?! Let’s fuckin race!
I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe
do you want to hear a joke
the north american education system
HAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahaha please help us
My cat started doing this to wake me up.
oh hell no
that is not a cat that is a jungle creature
whO THE FUCK TOLD YOU THAT THING WAS A CAT
This is terrifying
THAT CAT IS HALF THE SIZE OF THAT DOOR HELL NO