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CosmicBluePoppy
I like long walks on the beach and bathing in the blood of my enemies


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2 seconds ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,709 notes

jackiebeulahburkhart:

sherlocksmyth:

"why didn’t you do your homework over the holidays?"

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This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

29 seconds ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 318,657 notes

camembertlylegal:

deadlydinos:

Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”

"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"

Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock

I bet that is the happiest dog

38 seconds ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 21,017 notes

africant:

It’s all part and parcel, the whole genie gig.

55 seconds ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 934 notes

thanl:

you’ve probably done it before

1 minute ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 51,104 notes
samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

2 minutes ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 205,784 notes
2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 307 notes

ultrafacts:

Groot is a common last name in the Netherlands.

Mosquitoes bite people with Type O blood nearly twice as often as those with Type A.

When waking up, jump up quickly and the rapid movement will help rebalance any pooled blood and quicken blood flow to your brain and heart.

The Gulabi Gang…

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 2,885 notes

i-cupcaketroye:

some of my favourite TRXYE reviews

// buy TRXYE on iTunes here http://tw.itunes.com/6013mAJ7 //

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 2,693 notes
disney:

Cupcake break.

disney:

Cupcake break.

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 1,044 notes
explosivecake25:

chieguevara:

joyceanfartboner:

Nice!

Nice! Nice!

Nice! Nice! Nice!

explosivecake25:

chieguevara:

joyceanfartboner:

Nice!

Nice! Nice!

Nice! Nice! Nice!

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 31,461 notes
2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 181,430 notes

goldenwebs:

tip for 6 year olds: dont do TOO well in elementary school, your parents will expect those 5 years of grades for the majority of your school life

2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 42,099 notes
2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 45,564 notes

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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2 hours ago on August 22nd, 2014 | J | 169,168 notes